Now, That’s A Retraction!
In this age of anything goes online “reportage” – hmm, my collar’s suddenly all sweaty – something like this is pretty rare. Above is a full-on, old fashioned retraction of inaccurate reportage from the Associated Press. Van Morrison did not sire a new child.
Boy, I hope this isn’t some kind of freaky omen for us blogger-types.

January 1st, 2010 at 9:32 am
Dammit! Just when I was raising a glass to celebrate another geezer triumph, as I did when Keith Richards fell out of a palm tree back in aught six.